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45 seconds - Matt Healy's right-footed goal from a well worked corner, 40 yards out if you believe the delirious commentator, for 1-0
2 minutes - Matt Healy with a nice free kick into the box...some cube-headed lad nods it over the bar.
3 minutes 25 secs - Matt Healy with the corner into a phone-box full of players and eventually a Cork shirt boots it into the net, for 2-0
5 minutes 50 secs - Matt Healy with the interception, plays a quick one-two, legs it down to the byline then swings a delicious pass in..."does he have a left leg?...of course he does!..." for an assist to make it 4-0
ps: I don't want to hear any mockery of the Cork accent. We sing when we speak. In some silly octave. But we make a mean pig-bladder and cow-belly stew. So mean I could never eat it [turns greener than the grass, then heaves].