| Funny old day 23:28 - Dec 20 with 1569 views | MalcolmMeatballHead |
I went to Ipswich by train earlier but fell asleep on my way home and ended up in Stratford. When I eventually got back to Manningtree I was leaving the station and saw some woman with a dog and this dog took the biggest dump ive ever seen on the platform. The woman was cleaning it up with some sort of spatula and as I walked past and a bit of it flicked up and I got dog poo on my neck. Absolutely ridiculous the situations I get myself into. I yelled so hard at her and just kept saying 'YOU ARE INSANE' and then she started yelling 'YEAH BUT NOT AS INSANE AS YOU' and then made a load of horrible comments about the way I look and about what I was wearing (red trainers).
Seriously why are people such idiots? Really does me in |  | | |  |
| Funny old day on 07:36 - Dec 21 with 1451 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
This one was looking a little neglected. |  |
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| Funny old day on 07:40 - Dec 21 with 1447 views | MattinLondon |
| Funny old day on 07:36 - Dec 21 by BanksterDebtSlave |
This one was looking a little neglected. |
On the news section there’s a story about the club raising awareness for homeless issues. The meatball one labelled it virtual signaling and rubbish. |  | | |
| Funny old day on 08:39 - Dec 21 with 1370 views | hoppy |
| Funny old day on 07:36 - Dec 21 by BanksterDebtSlave |
This one was looking a little neglected. |
I’ve just helped another one in the same way! |  |
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| Funny old day on 11:04 - Dec 21 with 1181 views | BloomBlue |
That's what I like about TWTD, top tips like this, use a spatula to clear up dog poo.
I wonder when the next deadline is for applications to Dragons Den? |  | | |
| All these years I've..... on 11:06 - Dec 21 with 1172 views | Bloots |
| Funny old day on 11:04 - Dec 21 by BloomBlue |
That's what I like about TWTD, top tips like this, use a spatula to clear up dog poo.
I wonder when the next deadline is for applications to Dragons Den? |
....been using a whisk and a coat hanger.
What an idiot. |  |
| Enduringly lovable, intelligent and thunderingly exquisite. |
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| All these years I've..... on 11:08 - Dec 21 with 1157 views | DropCliffsNotBombs |
| All these years I've..... on 11:06 - Dec 21 by Bloots |
....been using a whisk and a coat hanger.
What an idiot. |
Nothing wrong with being traditional. |  | | |
| All these years I've..... on 11:13 - Dec 21 with 1139 views | hype313 |
| All these years I've..... on 11:06 - Dec 21 by Bloots |
....been using a whisk and a coat hanger.
What an idiot. |
What's beautiful about life is that you learn something new everyday. |  |
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| Funny old day on 08:31 - Dec 22 with 786 views | dissboy2 |
it's a bit ironic you calling out other people for being idiots when you post the carp you do every day of the week |  | | |
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