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Funny old day 23:28 - Dec 20 with 1567 viewsMalcolmMeatballHead

I went to Ipswich by train earlier but fell asleep on my way home and ended up in Stratford. When I eventually got back to Manningtree I was leaving the station and saw some woman with a dog and this dog took the biggest dump ive ever seen on the platform. The woman was cleaning it up with some sort of spatula and as I walked past and a bit of it flicked up and I got dog poo on my neck. Absolutely ridiculous the situations I get myself into. I yelled so hard at her and just kept saying 'YOU ARE INSANE' and then she started yelling 'YEAH BUT NOT AS INSANE AS YOU' and then made a load of horrible comments about the way I look and about what I was wearing (red trainers).

Seriously why are people such idiots? Really does me in
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Funny old day on 07:36 - Dec 21 with 1449 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

This one was looking a little neglected.

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Funny old day on 07:40 - Dec 21 with 1445 viewsMattinLondon

Funny old day on 07:36 - Dec 21 by BanksterDebtSlave

This one was looking a little neglected.


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Funny old day on 08:39 - Dec 21 with 1368 viewshoppy

Funny old day on 07:36 - Dec 21 by BanksterDebtSlave

This one was looking a little neglected.


I’ve just helped another one in the same way!

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Funny old day on 11:04 - Dec 21 with 1179 viewsBloomBlue

That's what I like about TWTD, top tips like this, use a spatula to clear up dog poo.

I wonder when the next deadline is for applications to Dragons Den?
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All these years I've..... on 11:06 - Dec 21 with 1170 viewsBloots

Funny old day on 11:04 - Dec 21 by BloomBlue

That's what I like about TWTD, top tips like this, use a spatula to clear up dog poo.

I wonder when the next deadline is for applications to Dragons Den?


....been using a whisk and a coat hanger.

What an idiot.

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All these years I've..... on 11:08 - Dec 21 with 1155 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

All these years I've..... on 11:06 - Dec 21 by Bloots

....been using a whisk and a coat hanger.

What an idiot.


Nothing wrong with being traditional.
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All these years I've..... on 11:13 - Dec 21 with 1137 viewshype313

All these years I've..... on 11:06 - Dec 21 by Bloots

....been using a whisk and a coat hanger.

What an idiot.


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Funny old day on 08:31 - Dec 22 with 784 viewsdissboy2

it's a bit ironic you calling out other people for being idiots when you post the carp you do every day of the week
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