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Porno MP is named as ............. 15:50 - Apr 29 with 2949 viewsHARRY10

he is suspended from the Conservative while he is being investigated











Neil Parish, the Conservative MP for Tiverton and Honiton

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/29/tory-mp-neil-parish-faces-inves
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 15:53 - Apr 29 with 1804 viewsEastTownBlue

Is he now known as the w***** of this parish ?
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 15:59 - Apr 29 with 1773 viewsfooters

Now just imagine this sweaty, gurning face leering over you while on the job...


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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:04 - Apr 29 with 1753 viewsIllinoisblue


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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:11 - Apr 29 with 1714 viewsfooters

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:04 - Apr 29 by Illinoisblue



It's mind-boggling really, isn't it?

Has anyone you know ever watched porn at work... have you? I can't think of a scenario where I'd ever think it was OK to watch porn in public, let alone in the House of Commons flanked by female MPs and my supposed colleagues.

And we used to think an MP playing Candy Crush was bad.

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:14 - Apr 29 with 1693 viewsPlums

His Wikipedia page has been a joy for the past hour. Changing constantly!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Parish

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:19 - Apr 29 with 1679 viewsIllinoisblue

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:11 - Apr 29 by footers

It's mind-boggling really, isn't it?

Has anyone you know ever watched porn at work... have you? I can't think of a scenario where I'd ever think it was OK to watch porn in public, let alone in the House of Commons flanked by female MPs and my supposed colleagues.

And we used to think an MP playing Candy Crush was bad.


Well many years ago I used to work for a publisher of top shelf gentlemens magazines so the answer to your question would be, yes!

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:27 - Apr 29 with 1652 viewsfooters

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:19 - Apr 29 by Illinoisblue

Well many years ago I used to work for a publisher of top shelf gentlemens magazines so the answer to your question would be, yes!


Ha! Was it your job to go through the readers' wives submissions? As Johnny Vegas once said, there's nowt sexier than a naked woman sitting on a tumble dryer with a cup of tea.

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:32 - Apr 29 with 1643 viewsEastTownBlue

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:35 - Apr 29 with 1622 viewsSteve_M

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:32 - Apr 29 by EastTownBlue



He seems to have a thing about broadband speeds for some reason:


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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:39 - Apr 29 with 1603 viewsgiant_stow

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:11 - Apr 29 by footers

It's mind-boggling really, isn't it?

Has anyone you know ever watched porn at work... have you? I can't think of a scenario where I'd ever think it was OK to watch porn in public, let alone in the House of Commons flanked by female MPs and my supposed colleagues.

And we used to think an MP playing Candy Crush was bad.


I saw someone watching porn at the bar of a boozer on Holloway Road about 10 years back, with screen facing the rest of the pub. Tbh, I thought he was probably using everyone else noticing as part of his jollies and was pretty disgusted with him.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:41 - Apr 29 with 1586 viewsHARRY10

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:04 - Apr 29 by Illinoisblue



There's a confidence (hmm)

a little known MP being interviewed on this subject




............................though cynics might suggest it is far healthier to be watch porn than GB news
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:42 - Apr 29 with 1586 viewsBonneNIL

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:11 - Apr 29 by footers

It's mind-boggling really, isn't it?

Has anyone you know ever watched porn at work... have you? I can't think of a scenario where I'd ever think it was OK to watch porn in public, let alone in the House of Commons flanked by female MPs and my supposed colleagues.

And we used to think an MP playing Candy Crush was bad.


To be fair, does anyone here do a job more useless than being an MP? There's not much going on so he has time to fill.

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:43 - Apr 29 with 1571 viewsfooters

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:39 - Apr 29 by giant_stow

I saw someone watching porn at the bar of a boozer on Holloway Road about 10 years back, with screen facing the rest of the pub. Tbh, I thought he was probably using everyone else noticing as part of his jollies and was pretty disgusted with him.


Was it the Coronet? Doesn't surprise me.

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:47 - Apr 29 with 1556 viewsSteve_M

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:11 - Apr 29 by footers

It's mind-boggling really, isn't it?

Has anyone you know ever watched porn at work... have you? I can't think of a scenario where I'd ever think it was OK to watch porn in public, let alone in the House of Commons flanked by female MPs and my supposed colleagues.

And we used to think an MP playing Candy Crush was bad.


A friend of mine used to work at a steel making company in the north as a graduate, the internet culture was rather lax (this early 2000s) although he had left by the time an awful lot of people were caught and warned about conduct.

A senior manager in one place I worked is understood (because IT told people and it got discussed by everyone) to have run up a very large phone bill trying to download a file whilst abroad on a work trip. Part of that cost may also have been to clean the item afterwards (hardware not the screen!).

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:47 - Apr 29 with 1554 viewsHARRY10

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:42 - Apr 29 by BonneNIL

To be fair, does anyone here do a job more useless than being an MP? There's not much going on so he has time to fill.


yes, it's not like he has 50,000 or so constituents problems to intrude on his time
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:47 - Apr 29 with 1556 viewsfooters

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:42 - Apr 29 by BonneNIL

To be fair, does anyone here do a job more useless than being an MP? There's not much going on so he has time to fill.


Being an MP *should*, in theory, be a very demanding job. But it doesn't help that our system creates such division whereby you have some seats so safe you could put a blue or red rosette on Mr Blobby and he'd be guaranteed a job for life.

Many MPs of all stripes take great pride in their community work and spend countless hours dealing with their constituents' needs. But sadly we have many hundreds of them who sit on their laurels doing sod all, much like Ipswich's current one.

But the public gets what the public wants.

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:47 - Apr 29 with 1563 viewsChurchman

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:11 - Apr 29 by footers

It's mind-boggling really, isn't it?

Has anyone you know ever watched porn at work... have you? I can't think of a scenario where I'd ever think it was OK to watch porn in public, let alone in the House of Commons flanked by female MPs and my supposed colleagues.

And we used to think an MP playing Candy Crush was bad.


The answer to your question is of course not and there is no scenario where watching porn is acceptable in public.

I can’t get my head round the stupidity of it. Astonishing. In the HoC he’s in a public place with cameras everywhere. Why do it? That’s before the people you mention around him.

He should be of course hurled out of the HoC and his party. Disgusting man.
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:49 - Apr 29 with 1551 viewsBonneNIL

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:47 - Apr 29 by HARRY10

yes, it's not like he has 50,000 or so constituents problems to intrude on his time


I once told Tom Hunt he only wanted to be an MP because he didn't have the brains to run his own business, be a doctor or a lawyer, and needed a way to earn a living having a low IQ but coming from a wealthy family.

I remain correct on all counts. He'd not get a job in the real world. These people are a farce.

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:52 - Apr 29 with 1534 viewsgiant_stow

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:43 - Apr 29 by footers

Was it the Coronet? Doesn't surprise me.


Nope, it was in whats now the Lamb (think its had a name change, at least).

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:55 - Apr 29 with 1528 viewsIllinoisblue

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:27 - Apr 29 by footers

Ha! Was it your job to go through the readers' wives submissions? As Johnny Vegas once said, there's nowt sexier than a naked woman sitting on a tumble dryer with a cup of tea.


Indeed it was. Honey from Glasgow is forever burned into my mind. A large lady with a Polaroid camera and a string of different boyfriends. Scenes.

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 17:02 - Apr 29 with 1499 viewsgiant_stow

Porno MP is named as ............. on 16:47 - Apr 29 by Steve_M

A friend of mine used to work at a steel making company in the north as a graduate, the internet culture was rather lax (this early 2000s) although he had left by the time an awful lot of people were caught and warned about conduct.

A senior manager in one place I worked is understood (because IT told people and it got discussed by everyone) to have run up a very large phone bill trying to download a file whilst abroad on a work trip. Part of that cost may also have been to clean the item afterwards (hardware not the screen!).


yuk.

My brother runs a IT support/maintenance firm and you'd be amazed by how many people come in with often home made porn on their laptops. You might say his engineers shouldn't be looking, but if its a data recovery job, they have no choice but to check what's being restored.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 17:05 - Apr 29 with 1485 viewsHARRY10

He joins Imran Khan (MP, Wakefield) who cling on for an extra 2 weeks so he could claim his full April salary

'I'm a naughty Tory' Charlie Elphocke jailed

and talking of 'charlie', its barely a few weeks after David Warburton MP was caught with the stuff

and follows Tory MP Owen Paterson resigning so he could go home and spend more time nursing his fingers which were accidentally caught in the till

Bloater certainly has his own kind in Parliament (or did)

with Dorries not only thinking Ch4 was funded by the government, but now has CH5 doing well after it was privatised !
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 18:23 - Apr 29 with 1318 viewsellerblue

Porno MP is named as ............. on 17:05 - Apr 29 by HARRY10

He joins Imran Khan (MP, Wakefield) who cling on for an extra 2 weeks so he could claim his full April salary

'I'm a naughty Tory' Charlie Elphocke jailed

and talking of 'charlie', its barely a few weeks after David Warburton MP was caught with the stuff

and follows Tory MP Owen Paterson resigning so he could go home and spend more time nursing his fingers which were accidentally caught in the till

Bloater certainly has his own kind in Parliament (or did)

with Dorries not only thinking Ch4 was funded by the government, but now has CH5 doing well after it was privatised !


And dont forget Labour MP Liam Byrne suspended this week for bullying his staff , all the same.

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Porno MP is named as ............. on 19:39 - Apr 29 with 1124 viewsjontysnut

Porno MP is named as ............. on 17:02 - Apr 29 by giant_stow

yuk.

My brother runs a IT support/maintenance firm and you'd be amazed by how many people come in with often home made porn on their laptops. You might say his engineers shouldn't be looking, but if its a data recovery job, they have no choice but to check what's being restored.


He seems to be relying on the old 'I clicked on it by accident' defence. Didn't work for me which is why I'm living in my car and taking tablets for me nerves.
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Porno MP is named as ............. on 20:26 - Apr 29 with 1040 viewsHARRY10

Porno MP is named as ............. on 18:23 - Apr 29 by ellerblue

And dont forget Labour MP Liam Byrne suspended this week for bullying his staff , all the same.


Perhaps you should have a read up on Pritti Patel, and Lucy Allen, both Tory MPs before you desperately try to defend your betters.

A disagreement in a constituency office cannot be compared to going to jail for a sex offences, molesting an underage boy, cocaine possession/use, and taking undeclared back handers.

One of which has already been to jail, another almost certainly to, with another having to resign while a fourth avoids the law by hiding in rehab .... and this one almost certainly facing resignation.

As unwelcome and indefensible as it is MPs do get suspended, it is a slap on the wrist in comparison to the five Tory MPs.

But your bleat highlights what is wrong with this country. Certain folk having a desperate need to defend their betters. An habitual liar, who repeatedly lied to Parliament over his involvement in this matter. Yet we are told by righties that we should not investigate a series of breaches of the ministerial code, because there is a war in Ukraine. As if MPs are not capable of dealing with two things at once,

In that light perhaps nothing should be done about the rising cost of living, staff shortages, hold ups at ports..... because there is a war on.

By that 'logic' Boris Becker should not have had to face a trial, as there is also a murder trial in Cumbria, which the judiciary should be focussing on.

His wife has said "But on the other hand it takes two to tango. There must be women posing for all this." So this creep is now a victim. And I am not sure why she knows what he was watching either. It could have featured a man and a donkey for all we (or her ?) know. But then he is a Tory, so don't rule that out



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