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Boris promise 15:47 - Jul 31 with 616 viewsMoriarty

BJ visited a village in the South of England.

He addressed the locals from the village square.

“I am dedicated to you. I’m here to listen. To help. What can I do for you”?

A villager spoke.

“We have a health centre but no doctor. We need a doctor”.

“I’m on it” said Bj, whipping out his mobile.

He spoke quite audibly to his phone, in front of his audience, emphatically repeating to whom ever may have been on the other end that the named village needed a doctor right now, that this was a matter of personal priority and repeating that this had to be resolved immediately. With phone to his ear, he stridently bellowed “sort this out now, for these good people”.

Putting down his mobile, he asked the villagers if they had any other needs.

The same villager spoke.

“We need mobile coverage here because we don’t have any” he said.
[Post edited 31 Jul 2021 15:49]

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