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Worst signings in history..... 18:09 - Jan 12 with 4621 viewsBloots

….excluding ITFC.

I'll start with Danny Drinkwater.

Signed by Chelsea for £35m on a 5 year contract.

22 appearances, 1 goal.

On loan at Villa and just been replaced by Henri Lansbury.

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Worst signings in history..... on 07:23 - Jan 13 with 777 viewsSteve_M

Worst signings in history..... on 05:36 - Jan 13 by Blue_Moses

And yet Keane amd Scholes both said Vernon was brilliant


He was, his ability to pick passes through a crowded midfield was superb. And yet, Ferguson didn't really get as much out of him as he might have done. He couldn't fit him into the Premier League side and his better performances were in Europe.

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Worst signings in history..... on 07:47 - Jan 13 with 752 viewsvapour_trail

Worst signings in history..... on 07:23 - Jan 13 by Steve_M

He was, his ability to pick passes through a crowded midfield was superb. And yet, Ferguson didn't really get as much out of him as he might have done. He couldn't fit him into the Premier League side and his better performances were in Europe.


The Lazio team he came from was immense and revolved around him and Nedved. Had about five argentinians starting most of the time.

As Fergie said to the press who had the temerity to question the signing, he’s a fcking great player, and youse are all fcking idiots.

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Worst signings in history..... on 09:18 - Jan 13 with 690 viewsKieran_Knows

Worst signings in history..... on 23:08 - Jan 12 by MrTown

Didn’t they sign Jordan Ibe for £16m as well.


Plucky little Bournemouth, though.

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Worst signings in history..... on 09:51 - Jan 13 with 673 viewsBlueNomad

Worst signings in history..... on 09:18 - Jan 13 by Kieran_Knows

Plucky little Bournemouth, though.


The "plucky" days are over. They have been awash with money after 5 years in the Prem and broke FFP before that because they have a Russian sugar daddy.
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Worst signings in history..... on 10:17 - Jan 13 with 652 viewsSouperJim

Worst signings in history..... on 20:56 - Jan 12 by factual_blue



And, of course,



Wasn't there a Newcastle one along similar lines? African player who just turned up to training one day or something equally bizarre?

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Worst signings in history..... on 13:31 - Jan 13 with 598 viewsBryanPlug

Worst signings in history..... on 18:12 - Jan 12 by TractorCam

Joleon Lescott at Villa

Glenn Tamplin at Romford


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Worst signings in history..... on 13:55 - Jan 13 with 576 viewsStu_Magoo

Worst signings in history..... on 18:36 - Jan 12 by bluesym

Marco Boogers for West Ham

That bloke who signed for Southampton after claiming to be George Weah's cousin.


Ali Dia! Comes on, looks rubbish, kicks the floor, gets taken off, goes and gets his bag from the changing room, walks out and is never seen again.

Bloody Souness...
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Worst signings in history..... on 14:44 - Jan 13 with 548 viewsSamWhiteUK

Worst signings in history..... on 20:56 - Jan 12 by factual_blue



And, of course,



Found this in the comments on the Ali Dia video:

"Back in the year 2000 or thereabouts, I worked in a publishing office. One day, a very bored member of our sales team decided to ring Ipswich Town, and ask for George Burley who was manager at the time, putting on a 'foreign' sounding accent all the while. Unbelievably, the call was put through to Burley. Me and others in the office were all sitting there shoving our fists in our mouths to stop ourselves laughing as he had a fairly lengthy conversation with Burley about the fact he was a 'football agent' and had a great player he might want to look at. Burley was initially totally sucked in by it, but in the end he did get a bit suspicious probably because we were having real trouble stifling our giggles. In the end my mate just put the phone down. You wouldn't think it possible to do, but it definitely is!"
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Worst signings in history..... on 14:51 - Jan 13 with 535 viewsGeoffSentence

Worst signings in history..... on 20:56 - Jan 12 by factual_blue



And, of course,



Ali Dia was the one that immediately sprung to my mind. Signed on the basis of a phone call supposedly from George Weah saying he was his cousin, which was bollox. Still managed to get a game coming on as a sub, but was then subbed himself, was released after two weeks.

Souness was proper mugged off.

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