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Crackers 17:33 - Dec 27 with 586 viewsPendejo

Why do they always break whilst being buttered?

Why does the buttered bit of crackers seem to be guided like an exocet missile at the item of clothing hardest to wash correct?

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Crackers on 17:35 - Dec 27 with 574 viewsTractorWood

I live a butter less existence. Never seen its value.

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Crackers on 17:36 - Dec 27 with 573 viewsJ2BLUE

Do you butter them while holding them? Butter them on a flat hard surface.

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Crackers on 17:49 - Dec 27 with 557 viewsGuthrum

If buttered, won't your hands slip off while trying to pull them?

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Crackers on 17:49 - Dec 27 with 557 viewsfooters

Crackers on 17:36 - Dec 27 by J2BLUE

Do you butter them while holding them? Butter them on a flat hard surface.


Doesn't buttering crackers make them harder to pull? I got tweezers in mine this year.

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Crackers on 17:51 - Dec 27 with 554 viewsPJH

You had supposed to put butter on them?

I thought you had supposed to pull them and see if you can get a paper hat and a hoppy joke out of them.
[Post edited 27 Dec 2019 17:57]
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Crackers on 17:52 - Dec 27 with 546 viewsbadadski

Crackers on 17:51 - Dec 27 by PJH

You had supposed to put butter on them?

I thought you had supposed to pull them and see if you can get a paper hat and a hoppy joke out of them.
[Post edited 27 Dec 2019 17:57]


No Butter, just Cheese and Mango Chutney, problem solved.
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Crackers on 18:04 - Dec 27 with 526 viewsGeoffSentence

You put butter on cracker? Pendejo indeed.

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