| I have become an artist. 23:03 - Dec 8 with 818 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
I have just sellotaped a rather lovely satsuma to my living room wall.
Bidding will start at £91,000.
The lucky recipient of this wonderful piece of modern art will also get to enjoy the succulent citric taste of the exhibit after purchase.
PM me for further details.
BanksyBlueboy. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| I have become an artist. on 23:05 - Dec 8 with 803 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
Whereabouts is your house? I assume the installation comes in full (i.e. with walls, foundations, roof et al). Subject to survey I am probably willing to bid £91K. |  |
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| I have become an artist. on 23:08 - Dec 8 with 796 views | jeera |
See, had that been a clementine I'd have been all over that offer.
Damn, so close. |  |
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| I have become an artist. on 23:28 - Dec 8 with 774 views | catch74 |
| I have become an artist. on 23:08 - Dec 8 by jeera |
See, had that been a clementine I'd have been all over that offer.
Damn, so close. |
Was going to say, if it’s an easy peel, I’m in. |  |
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| I have become an artist. on 23:34 - Dec 8 with 765 views | gainsboroughblue |
| I have become an artist. on 23:28 - Dec 8 by catch74 |
Was going to say, if it’s an easy peel, I’m in. |
You're taking the pith now. |  |
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| I have become an artist. on 23:35 - Dec 8 with 765 views | catch74 |
| I have become an artist. on 23:34 - Dec 8 by gainsboroughblue |
You're taking the pith now. |
Many a true word, spoken in zest. | |
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| I have become an artist. on 00:41 - Dec 9 with 739 views | Ryorry |
| I have become an artist. on 23:05 - Dec 8 by Nthsuffolkblue |
Whereabouts is your house? I assume the installation comes in full (i.e. with walls, foundations, roof et al). Subject to survey I am probably willing to bid £91K. |
Drat, I see I've been pipped to the post again :( |  |
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| I have become an artist. on 00:58 - Dec 9 with 731 views | gainsboroughblue |
| I have become an artist. on 00:41 - Dec 9 by Ryorry |
Drat, I see I've been pipped to the post again :( |
Bitter pill to swallow. | |
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| I have become an artist. on 02:25 - Dec 9 with 719 views | Wacko |
| I have become an artist. on 23:35 - Dec 8 by catch74 |
Many a true word, spoken in zest. |
I was going to say that, but you pipped me to it |  |
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| I have become an artist. on 06:24 - Dec 9 with 671 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| I have become an artist. on 23:05 - Dec 8 by Nthsuffolkblue |
Whereabouts is your house? I assume the installation comes in full (i.e. with walls, foundations, roof et al). Subject to survey I am probably willing to bid £91K. |
Burnley | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| I have become an artist. on 20:48 - Dec 9 with 575 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
Offer withdrawn. Fracking risk too high.
My sister did buy a house in an old mining village for about £20K a decade or two ago. | |
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| I have become an artist. on 21:54 - Dec 9 with 559 views | WD19 |
Are you sure it is a satsuma original and not just one of our old tangerine kits? |  | | |
| I have become an artist. on 22:19 - Dec 9 with 542 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| I have become an artist. on 20:48 - Dec 9 by Nthsuffolkblue |
Offer withdrawn. Fracking risk too high.
My sister did buy a house in an old mining village for about £20K a decade or two ago. |
Due to the lack of suitable bids for my very generous offer, i,m eating the exhibit and returning to just being a plain old piss artist. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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