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From Tuesday through to Thursday I was experiencing this very satisfying deeply rumbling fart stream every hour or so, not wet or noisy and not uncomfortable although a bit unstoppable (luckily I was not out amongst people much). It seems to have passed now and I am missing it, is that wrong?
It would appear that you are having a serious case of Mrs Pinewooditis dear chap, a regular occurrence in our house. She swears by pickled eggs & copious amounts of Adnams to rectify the affliction.
We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub.