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I just parked my car in front of someone's driveway for two seconds... 11:52 - Nov 13 with 1379 views

whilst I took my dying mother to her martial arts all dayer at Suffolk One.

Come back to the car - someone has stuck a notice on the windscreen, masturbated all over the door handles, keyed the paintwork and put a dog turd into the fuel tank...

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I just parked my car in front of someone's driveway for two seconds... on 12:18 - Nov 13 with 1299 views

Superblue95

Did they charge you a parking fee for the pleasure?

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I just parked my car in front of someone's driveway for two seconds... on 12:53 - Nov 13 with 1232 views

hoppy

Sounds like any normal NCP car park really. Are you sure it was somebody's drive?

edit: BTW, I hope your mum enjoyed the all-dayer, when you collect her later.

[Post edited 13 Nov 2019 13:03]

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I just parked my car in front of someone's driveway for two seconds... on 13:21 - Nov 13 with 1135 views

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I call B*llsh*t it's mayonnaise!

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I just parked my car in front of someone's driveway for two seconds... on 13:28 - Nov 13 with 1104 views

hampstead_blue

did they leave an invoice?

Sounds like an art installation.

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I just parked my car in front of someone's driveway for two seconds... on 13:37 - Nov 13 with 1078 views

GaryCooper

An all dayer may be optimistic given the prior descriptor.

I just parked my car in front of someone's driveway for two seconds... on 14:02 - Nov 13 with 1024 views

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I just parked my car in front of someone's driveway for two seconds... on 12:53 - Nov 13 by hoppy
Sounds like any normal NCP car park really. Are you sure it was somebody's drive? edit: BTW, I hope your mum enjoyed the all-dayer, when you collect her later. [Post edited 13 Nov 2019 13:03]

I'm going to get her to knock on the door of PinewoodBlue and give him the benefit of her latest training, the one where she does a handstand and tries to throttle with her legs is a killer...most likely her in her condition though. And I will check to make sure she has a new Tena pad on before she tries it.

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How will we get fourteen points from the last five games ?

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