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Here’s the background. Our company does these well-being things (lots of fresh fruit, water , office yoga etc) and as part of this , they print out an “inspirational quote of the day” poster for everyone to look at. You know the sort of thing, “life is a dance and mindfulness is a state of mind” etc
Anyway, I decided this morning to replace said poster with this
Surfice to say our well-being office bod is now not happy and has started questioning people. Question is - do I fess up ? Or do I start a campaign to annoy her by replacing further posters tommorow ?
i'm with you. It's our 'well being' week this week again which involves massages, which the office girlies (sorry people) book up ahead of time, and making smoothies which was yesterday. I was castigated for not joining in - i do eat and am grateful for the fruit provided in the office but because i don't liquidise it with spinach i'm some sort of pariah. Anyway be careful of the dark side!
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 13:41 - Oct 8 with 5096 views
I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 13:38 - Oct 8 by Ftnfwest
i'm with you. It's our 'well being' week this week again which involves massages, which the office girlies (sorry people) book up ahead of time, and making smoothies which was yesterday. I was castigated for not joining in - i do eat and am grateful for the fruit provided in the office but because i don't liquidise it with spinach i'm some sort of pariah. Anyway be careful of the dark side!
At work a few years ago there was a phase of weekly inspirational quotes so when I was asked, I put Up ‘The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made’ - Groucho Marx. They never asked me again.
Confess and be proud!
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:33 - Oct 8 with 4749 views
Try deflection. Who don't you like in the office? It was them that did it. If you get found out just tell them that your ruthless streak is a sure sign of your corporate credentials. Your directorship is all but nailed on.
Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
You've gone this far, you have to continue. Down and through is the only way now.
In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
You need a signature. An identity to add to your mystery. For some bizarre reason the shaaaaaaadow of “only fools and horses” fame springs to mind. Call yourself “the shadow” and begin your chaos.
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:31 - Oct 8 with 4552 views
To give my definitive answer, I definitely need a map of your office with the location of the poster, positioning of desks and character sketches of occupants, your desk and the Witchfinder General's desk all clearly marked and labels.
You already know the software package which was created from the ground up for such a task. That should take you up to home time, now.
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:47 - Oct 8 with 4477 views
I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:30 - Oct 8 by Moriarty
Begin a campaign.
You need a signature. An identity to add to your mystery. For some bizarre reason the shaaaaaaadow of “only fools and horses” fame springs to mind. Call yourself “the shadow” and begin your chaos.
I did a very entertaining East London walking tour with 'The Shadow' last year, nice guy though another that seems to think he's more famous than he actually is.
No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
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