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Insect of the day............... 09:48 - Jun 15 with 2685 viewsfooters

As Banksy has welshed on his duty to provide TWTD with its insect of the day, looks like it's down to dear old footers to pick up the slack!

Now, this is my first time doing this so please bear with me as we all make mistakes and I'm no insect expert.

Today's insect.... the proboscis monkey


footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
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Insect of the day............... on 10:05 - Jun 15 with 2646 viewsBobbyDazzler

Monkey isnt insect
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Insect of the day............... on 10:10 - Jun 15 with 2642 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Thanks for the day off.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Insect of the day............... on 10:10 - Jun 15 with 2639 viewswkj

Insect of the day............... on 10:05 - Jun 15 by BobbyDazzler

Monkey isnt insect


Says who? Scientists? They also try to tell you the earth is a globe and we all know how that went

Crybaby
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Insect of the day............... on 10:11 - Jun 15 with 2637 viewsfooters

Insect of the day............... on 10:10 - Jun 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

Thanks for the day off.


How did I do?

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
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Insect of the day............... on 10:13 - Jun 15 with 2634 viewsfooters

Insect of the day............... on 10:10 - Jun 15 by wkj

Says who? Scientists? They also try to tell you the earth is a globe and we all know how that went


I saw this morning that YoutTube is taking down flat earth videos now. Good stuff.

Just wish these scaffolders would piss off. They've been noisily dismantling next door's pole 'n' plank carapace since nine, completely ruining my lazy Saturday morning. If YouTube could do something about that then I'd greatly appreciate it.

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
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Insect of the day............... on 10:18 - Jun 15 with 2629 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Insect of the day............... on 10:11 - Jun 15 by footers

How did I do?


You tried your best....gold star in the post.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Insect of the day............... on 10:20 - Jun 15 with 2621 viewswkj

Insect of the day............... on 10:13 - Jun 15 by footers

I saw this morning that YoutTube is taking down flat earth videos now. Good stuff.

Just wish these scaffolders would piss off. They've been noisily dismantling next door's pole 'n' plank carapace since nine, completely ruining my lazy Saturday morning. If YouTube could do something about that then I'd greatly appreciate it.


A cavalcade of lobbocks all round in my opinion. another example of Johnny Google is dictating what I can see and believe. Next thing you know they'll be removing videos highlighting the dangers of vaccinating against made up illnesses

Crybaby
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Insect of the day............... on 11:08 - Jun 15 with 2590 viewsfooters

Insect of the day............... on 10:18 - Jun 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

You tried your best....gold star in the post.


Thanks, mate. Just two more to go and mum says she'll get me Viennetta for afters.

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Insect of the day............... on 11:14 - Jun 15 with 2571 viewswkj

Insect of the day............... on 11:08 - Jun 15 by footers

Thanks, mate. Just two more to go and mum says she'll get me Viennetta for afters.


Scoop some vienetta and pop it in A Yorkshire pud and drizzle over some golden syrup... Sexy eating
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Crybaby
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Insect of the day............... on 11:30 - Jun 15 with 2545 viewsSteve_M

I laughed far more than I should have done.

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Insect of the day............... on 15:24 - Jun 15 with 2430 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Any interesting monkey facts footers?

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Insect of the day............... on 15:30 - Jun 15 with 2422 viewsfooters

Insect of the day............... on 15:24 - Jun 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

Any interesting monkey facts footers?


These stunning proboscis monkeys are native to the Floridian everglades and Whipsnade Zoo. The female lays exactly twenty-eight eggs, the same number Mrs Thatcher ate per week, suggesting that these monkeys in particular favour low taxes and small government.

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
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Insect of the day............... on 15:47 - Jun 15 with 2402 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Insect of the day............... on 15:30 - Jun 15 by footers

These stunning proboscis monkeys are native to the Floridian everglades and Whipsnade Zoo. The female lays exactly twenty-eight eggs, the same number Mrs Thatcher ate per week, suggesting that these monkeys in particular favour low taxes and small government.


What an insect!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Insect of the day............... on 16:14 - Jun 15 with 2386 viewsWeWereZombies

Insect of the day............... on 15:47 - Jun 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

What an insect!


Yeh, and it wasn't a fecking beetle...

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Insect of the day............... on 17:11 - Jun 15 with 2365 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Insect of the day............... on 16:14 - Jun 15 by WeWereZombies

Yeh, and it wasn't a fecking beetle...


Just for you, a sneak preview.....don't think they have made it up your way yet.

The red lilly beetle.

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Insect of the day............... on 17:39 - Jun 15 with 2344 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Insect of the day............... on 15:30 - Jun 15 by footers

These stunning proboscis monkeys are native to the Floridian everglades and Whipsnade Zoo. The female lays exactly twenty-eight eggs, the same number Mrs Thatcher ate per week, suggesting that these monkeys in particular favour low taxes and small government.


Proboscis monkey for PM,

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Insect of the day............... on 19:41 - Jun 15 with 2289 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Excellent work, Footers.

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