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Boyd Tunnock 08:48 - Jun 8 with 2689 viewsTractorWood

Being knighted for his services to teacakes. Rightly so, Tunnock's are one of the most underrated sweets on the market. Arguably one of the only things that can compete with the true, undisputed champion. The Toblerone.

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Boyd Tunnock on 08:49 - Jun 8 with 1981 viewswkj

I was expecting Wagon wheel at the end and I was getting ready to report abuse, nice save

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Boyd Tunnock on 08:55 - Jun 8 with 1963 viewsfooters

Call me old fashioned if you like, but for me teacakes are those hot cross bunny things, primed for the grill and slathering in butter.

Tunnock's 'teacakes' are nothing of the sort. It's like entering a manatee into Crufts.

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Boyd Tunnock on 08:56 - Jun 8 with 1962 viewsTractorWood

Boyd Tunnock on 08:49 - Jun 8 by wkj

I was expecting Wagon wheel at the end and I was getting ready to report abuse, nice save


A wagon wheel is one of those things that you don't have for a while and you forgot how bleak they are. Then you get excited about having one because it's been so long. Then you have one and realise how awful they are. Rinse and repeat.

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Boyd Tunnock on 08:57 - Jun 8 with 1956 viewswkj

Boyd Tunnock on 08:56 - Jun 8 by TractorWood

A wagon wheel is one of those things that you don't have for a while and you forgot how bleak they are. Then you get excited about having one because it's been so long. Then you have one and realise how awful they are. Rinse and repeat.


It is my hope every time the biscuit in the wagon wheel will end up being crunchy, but that hope never comes true.

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Boyd Tunnock on 09:03 - Jun 8 with 1945 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Boyd Tunnock on 08:57 - Jun 8 by wkj

It is my hope every time the biscuit in the wagon wheel will end up being crunchy, but that hope never comes true.


There's an analogy to the hopes and dreams of many a Brexit voter in there somewhere.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Boyd Tunnock on 09:12 - Jun 8 with 1927 viewsFtnfwest

The toblerone is a mere shadow of its former glory
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Boyd Tunnock on 09:15 - Jun 8 with 1926 viewsDubtractor

Boyd Tunnock on 08:56 - Jun 8 by TractorWood

A wagon wheel is one of those things that you don't have for a while and you forgot how bleak they are. Then you get excited about having one because it's been so long. Then you have one and realise how awful they are. Rinse and repeat.


Absolutely this. Utterly dreadful biscuit. Each element fails - soft biscuit, too thin fake chocolate, lacklustre marshmallow.

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Boyd Tunnock on 09:40 - Jun 8 with 1873 viewsChurchman

The king is the Mars Bar. End of. Put it in the fridge for a bit (not too long), slice the wrapper length ways, cut into chunks with a sharp knife and enjoy.

Wagon wheels? Ghastly things. Nothing was right about them. Poor quality chocolate containing mush and soggy biscuit.
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Boyd Tunnock on 09:43 - Jun 8 with 1861 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Boyd Tunnock on 09:40 - Jun 8 by Churchman

The king is the Mars Bar. End of. Put it in the fridge for a bit (not too long), slice the wrapper length ways, cut into chunks with a sharp knife and enjoy.

Wagon wheels? Ghastly things. Nothing was right about them. Poor quality chocolate containing mush and soggy biscuit.


Marathons were great until they became Snickers, haven't eaten one since.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Boyd Tunnock on 09:52 - Jun 8 with 1856 viewsjontysnut

There can't be anything in the universe whiter than the inside of a Tunnocks teacake - other than Robbie Savages teeth. The plain chocolate version though..oh yes.
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Boyd Tunnock on 09:54 - Jun 8 with 1845 viewswkj

Boyd Tunnock on 09:52 - Jun 8 by jontysnut

There can't be anything in the universe whiter than the inside of a Tunnocks teacake - other than Robbie Savages teeth. The plain chocolate version though..oh yes.


I see your whitness of a tunnocks teacake and raise you Ted Danson's hair

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Boyd Tunnock on 09:58 - Jun 8 with 1835 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Boyd Tunnock on 09:52 - Jun 8 by jontysnut

There can't be anything in the universe whiter than the inside of a Tunnocks teacake - other than Robbie Savages teeth. The plain chocolate version though..oh yes.


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"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Boyd Tunnock on 10:13 - Jun 8 with 1781 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Boyd Tunnock on 09:12 - Jun 8 by Ftnfwest

The toblerone is a mere shadow of its former glory


It,s out on it,s own.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Boyd Tunnock on 10:44 - Jun 8 with 1740 viewsBlueBadger

Boyd Tunnock on 09:52 - Jun 8 by jontysnut

There can't be anything in the universe whiter than the inside of a Tunnocks teacake - other than Robbie Savages teeth. The plain chocolate version though..oh yes.


The Brexit Party's target demographic?

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Boyd Tunnock on 10:45 - Jun 8 with 1734 viewswkj

Boyd Tunnock on 10:44 - Jun 8 by BlueBadger

The Brexit Party's target demographic?


Nice try you WUM, but that is actually pink

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Boyd Tunnock on 10:46 - Jun 8 with 1734 viewsWeWereZombies

Sorry to break into the 'World would be a better place without Wagon Wheels' thread but I would buy Tunnocks confectionery if they could manage to make it without Palm oil as an ingredient. Not begrudging Boyd his knighthood, it is a wonderfully old school product amongst all the modern toss.

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Boyd Tunnock on 10:48 - Jun 8 with 1728 viewsBlueBadger

Boyd Tunnock on 10:45 - Jun 8 by wkj

Nice try you WUM, but that is actually pink


WUM?

I've tried googling but it says 'Wum is a small town in Cameroon'.

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Boyd Tunnock on 10:49 - Jun 8 with 1729 viewsBlueBadger

Boyd Tunnock on 09:52 - Jun 8 by jontysnut

There can't be anything in the universe whiter than the inside of a Tunnocks teacake - other than Robbie Savages teeth. The plain chocolate version though..oh yes.


Matt Holland's shorts after every game of the 2001/02 season?

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Boyd Tunnock on 10:52 - Jun 8 with 1721 viewsGeoffSentence

Boyd Tunnock on 08:55 - Jun 8 by footers

Call me old fashioned if you like, but for me teacakes are those hot cross bunny things, primed for the grill and slathering in butter.

Tunnock's 'teacakes' are nothing of the sort. It's like entering a manatee into Crufts.


Spot on Footers. Those Tunnock's teacakes are not teacakes at all, they are what we used to call marshmallows. Indeed if you do a google search (not so on duckduckgo) it comes up with images of tunnocks.

For the confusion he has caused, this Tunnock fellow deserves no honour.

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Boyd Tunnock on 11:04 - Jun 8 with 1701 viewsTractorWood

Boyd Tunnock on 10:52 - Jun 8 by GeoffSentence

Spot on Footers. Those Tunnock's teacakes are not teacakes at all, they are what we used to call marshmallows. Indeed if you do a google search (not so on duckduckgo) it comes up with images of tunnocks.

For the confusion he has caused, this Tunnock fellow deserves no honour.


Pretty sure it just come up with marshmallows. I love how your counter arguement to the thing already existing confusion is calling them another thing that already exists.

https://www.google.com/search?q=marshmallow&safe=strict&client=ms-android-wileyf

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Boyd Tunnock on 11:08 - Jun 8 with 1692 viewsGeoffSentence

Boyd Tunnock on 11:04 - Jun 8 by TractorWood

Pretty sure it just come up with marshmallows. I love how your counter arguement to the thing already existing confusion is calling them another thing that already exists.

https://www.google.com/search?q=marshmallow&safe=strict&client=ms-android-wileyf


follow the instructions fellow, the search term was marshmallow biscuits.

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Boyd Tunnock on 11:11 - Jun 8 with 1681 viewsTractorWood

Boyd Tunnock on 11:08 - Jun 8 by GeoffSentence

follow the instructions fellow, the search term was marshmallow biscuits.


Didn't see biscuit in your post above. Fair though.

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Boyd Tunnock on 11:13 - Jun 8 with 1672 viewsGeoffSentence

Boyd Tunnock on 11:11 - Jun 8 by TractorWood

Didn't see biscuit in your post above. Fair though.


I wonder what Darth or any of the other scotsmen on this board would make of it in the event they saw 'toasted teacake' on a cafe menu down here in civlisation.

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Boyd Tunnock on 11:23 - Jun 8 with 1654 viewsTractorWood

Boyd Tunnock on 11:13 - Jun 8 by GeoffSentence

I wonder what Darth or any of the other scotsmen on this board would make of it in the event they saw 'toasted teacake' on a cafe menu down here in civlisation.


I have no Scottish ancestry but for full disclosure I do love Irn Bru.

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Boyd Tunnock on 11:26 - Jun 8 with 1651 viewswkj

Boyd Tunnock on 10:48 - Jun 8 by BlueBadger

WUM?

I've tried googling but it says 'Wum is a small town in Cameroon'.


Wind up merchant is how take it to mean. That said I'm bad with this sort of thing as I'm unversed in the art of SUQ, NFT and QED

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