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Annoying Things 19:46 - Apr 19 with 1758 viewsm14_blue

Easter eggs that don’t break neatly in half.

It kills me.
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Annoying Things on 19:48 - Apr 19 with 1748 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

The question is whether to go teeth first or the rip approach. If it’s been in the fridge, both are questionable tactics and often the fist is needed to break it up.

It’s one of life’s big questions.

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Annoying Things on 19:49 - Apr 19 with 1742 viewsSpruceMoose

Annoying Things on 19:48 - Apr 19 by The_Romford_Blue

The question is whether to go teeth first or the rip approach. If it’s been in the fridge, both are questionable tactics and often the fist is needed to break it up.

It’s one of life’s big questions.


"The question is whether to go teeth first or the rip approach"

It never occurred to you just to hit it so it breaks?

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Annoying Things on 19:52 - Apr 19 with 1733 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Annoying Things on 19:49 - Apr 19 by SpruceMoose

"The question is whether to go teeth first or the rip approach"

It never occurred to you just to hit it so it breaks?


It feels wrong trying to bash up one of the finer things in life like an Easter egg.

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Annoying Things on 19:56 - Apr 19 with 1725 viewswellsy700

Annoying Things on 19:48 - Apr 19 by The_Romford_Blue

The question is whether to go teeth first or the rip approach. If it’s been in the fridge, both are questionable tactics and often the fist is needed to break it up.

It’s one of life’s big questions.


What kind of lunatic would go teeth first?!

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Annoying Things on 19:57 - Apr 19 with 1719 viewsSpruceMoose

Annoying Things on 19:56 - Apr 19 by wellsy700

What kind of lunatic would go teeth first?!


Some bucktooth lookin' muthafugga would be the only person with a valid excuse.

Rommy, the dignified gentleman always carries a miniature, bejeweled Easter Egg hammer with him.
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Annoying Things on 20:03 - Apr 19 with 1699 viewsJ2BLUE

Annoying Things on 19:52 - Apr 19 by The_Romford_Blue

It feels wrong trying to bash up one of the finer things in life like an Easter egg.


Life lesson Rommers, sometimes you have to stick a fist in.

Have you never tried twisting it apart? I can't remember ever not splitting it into two perfect parts.

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Annoying Things on 21:05 - Apr 19 with 1634 viewsGeoffSentence

Annoying Things on 20:03 - Apr 19 by J2BLUE

Life lesson Rommers, sometimes you have to stick a fist in.

Have you never tried twisting it apart? I can't remember ever not splitting it into two perfect parts.


And this is why you are King Of Eggs.

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Annoying Things on 22:14 - Apr 19 with 1593 viewsm14_blue

Annoying Things on 20:03 - Apr 19 by J2BLUE

Life lesson Rommers, sometimes you have to stick a fist in.

Have you never tried twisting it apart? I can't remember ever not splitting it into two perfect parts.


Is this real??? They twist apart?????

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Annoying Things on 22:40 - Apr 19 with 1566 viewsJ2BLUE

Annoying Things on 22:14 - Apr 19 by m14_blue

Is this real??? They twist apart?????

I’m either going to be whooshed or you just made my weekend. I’m actually a little nervous to find out which it is.


I don't mean grab it and twist it hard. I mean gently give it a little twist while moving your hands in opposite directions.

This seems to work on Cadbury eggs. I don't buy other brands as the chocolate isn't as nice.

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Breggsit on 23:17 - Apr 19 with 1537 viewsBinner

Have I entered a Brobdingnagian parallel universe with protagonists ready to battle over method of egg breaking?.

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Annoying Things on 23:45 - Apr 19 with 1507 viewsSpruceMoose

Annoying Things on 22:40 - Apr 19 by J2BLUE

I don't mean grab it and twist it hard. I mean gently give it a little twist while moving your hands in opposite directions.

This seems to work on Cadbury eggs. I don't buy other brands as the chocolate isn't as nice.


Christ.

There really aren't any eggs you can't fook up.

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Annoying Things on 00:44 - Apr 20 with 1478 viewsjeera

Annoying Things on 22:14 - Apr 19 by m14_blue

Is this real??? They twist apart?????

I’m either going to be whooshed or you just made my weekend. I’m actually a little nervous to find out which it is.


You've not seen this have ya:


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(No subject) (n/t) on 02:10 - Apr 20 with 1455 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Annoying Things on 22:40 - Apr 19 by J2BLUE

I don't mean grab it and twist it hard. I mean gently give it a little twist while moving your hands in opposite directions.

This seems to work on Cadbury eggs. I don't buy other brands as the chocolate isn't as nice.


Galaxy Easter eggs > Cadbury Easter eggs
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