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F*ck off Nathan Lyons 08:35 - Nov 21 with 9337 viewsBlueStreak

Always thought he was a pr!ck and he has just proved it. Aussies shouting their mouths off a usual. I hope we put up a decent fight and aren't intimidated.
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 08:38 - Nov 21 with 8677 viewsartsbossbeard

He's played it perfectly though, hasn't he?

Try to get into the player's heads and pre-tempt them into playing a ball that they've no need to chase. Cue an 8 wicket haul first match.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 08:46 - Nov 21 with 8650 viewsBlueStreak

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 08:38 - Nov 21 by artsbossbeard

He's played it perfectly though, hasn't he?

Try to get into the player's heads and pre-tempt them into playing a ball that they've no need to chase. Cue an 8 wicket haul first match.


Can go either way when someone comes out like that.
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 08:55 - Nov 21 with 8619 viewsRadlett_blue

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 08:46 - Nov 21 by BlueStreak

Can go either way when someone comes out like that.


Exactly. The Aussies do this ritual trash talk before every home Ashes series. They may well thump us, but if they do, that will be because they have a better team, not because "they've got inside their heads" etc. Nathan Lyon comes across as a cross between Basil Fawlty & Captain Darling, anyway.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:01 - Nov 21 with 8595 viewssolemio

Who's won 4 out of the last 5 Ashes series?
Not Australia; they're desperate.
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:01 - Nov 21 with 8593 viewsblueislander

I was at The Gabba for the first day of the first test of Gatting's tour. England had been terrible until that test. The Aussies were cock-a-hoop, but when a thunderstorm cut short the first day we were 200+ for 2. The rest is history.
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:05 - Nov 21 with 8572 viewsGuthrum

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:01 - Nov 21 by solemio

Who's won 4 out of the last 5 Ashes series?
Not Australia; they're desperate.


Moreover, their batting lineup is not in great shape, either. This series could be a wicket-fest all round.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:06 - Nov 21 with 8566 viewshype313

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:05 - Nov 21 by Guthrum

Moreover, their batting lineup is not in great shape, either. This series could be a wicket-fest all round.


They have two batsmen! It's going to be an interesting Ashes!

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:18 - Nov 21 with 8528 viewskeanekipper

really wish we had a nasty express pace bowler, to aim at this c**ts hands.
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:19 - Nov 21 with 8524 viewschicoazul

"England have won four of the past five Ashes series - you can look at that how you want"
I love Alastair Cook so much.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:19 - Nov 21 with 8522 viewscatch74

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:06 - Nov 21 by hype313

They have two batsmen! It's going to be an interesting Ashes!


Warner's just hurt his neck too - although hopeful to play.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:22 - Nov 21 with 8511 viewschicoazul

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:19 - Nov 21 by catch74

Warner's just hurt his neck too - although hopeful to play.


Warner would play with a broken leg, that guy is an absolute animal.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:31 - Nov 21 with 8483 viewscatch74

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:22 - Nov 21 by chicoazul

Warner would play with a broken leg, that guy is an absolute animal.


Quite funny too - the bloke who hit Root:
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:44 - Nov 21 with 8449 viewsSWGF

Gob off and then hide behind the fast bowlers.

Textbook.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:51 - Nov 21 with 8433 viewscaught-in-limbo

Isn't this what the Ashes is about?

I don't know why people get upset by stuff like this.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:13 - Nov 21 with 8376 viewsBlueStreak

Reported as abuse?! ffs
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:23 - Nov 21 with 8353 viewsartsbossbeard

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:13 - Nov 21 by BlueStreak

Reported as abuse?! ffs


HAHAHA!

Expect a flashing light in the top corner any time soon.

Go sit on the naught step.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:23 - Nov 21 with 8353 viewsTLA

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:05 - Nov 21 by Guthrum

Moreover, their batting lineup is not in great shape, either. This series could be a wicket-fest all round.


It'll depend a bit on the pitches but we're not far off them in terms of batting, and could edge that department.

Their bowling attack is in a different league to ours though. Having Stokes and Wood in the squad would make me optimistic of a close series. Without them, I think we'll come up short.

I love it though, and lots of very tired working days are ahead.
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:30 - Nov 21 with 8329 viewsMaySixth

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 08:38 - Nov 21 by artsbossbeard

He's played it perfectly though, hasn't he?

Try to get into the player's heads and pre-tempt them into playing a ball that they've no need to chase. Cue an 8 wicket haul first match.


I disagree.

He might have got in some fan's heads but not the players.

Embarassing really - he's the token Aussie to be wheeled out in front of the press as usual to be a yappy little dog.

Shame he looks like an accountant with previous sex offending convictions.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:32 - Nov 21 with 8330 viewsGavTWTD

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:13 - Nov 21 by BlueStreak

Reported as abuse?! ffs


Quite right too. No need to swear in post titles which get seen on the front page and as page titles which affects google, makes us less female friendly too.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:40 - Nov 21 with 8300 viewsjimsymBLUE

The ladies currently on course to chase down a massive Aussie total and square the series, Danni Wyatt 91*...go on girl

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:58 - Nov 21 with 8266 viewssolemio

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:51 - Nov 21 by caught-in-limbo

Isn't this what the Ashes is about?

I don't know why people get upset by stuff like this.


This is not what The Ashes was about in 1948, 1953 and 1956 in England, I can assure you. And the matches were no less competitive. I don't remember the 1948 series in any detail, but Bradman - the greatest sportsman in the history of the world - would not have allowed it, even from the Aussie Irish contingent who were not over-fond of him.

Each person will decide for themselves whether the change is for the better or not. Personally it seems to me a pity that cricketers (in Australia at least) now behave like silly boxers before a fight. It all started with Ian Chappell, allegedly.
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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 11:02 - Nov 21 with 8246 viewsbluewein

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:58 - Nov 21 by solemio

This is not what The Ashes was about in 1948, 1953 and 1956 in England, I can assure you. And the matches were no less competitive. I don't remember the 1948 series in any detail, but Bradman - the greatest sportsman in the history of the world - would not have allowed it, even from the Aussie Irish contingent who were not over-fond of him.

Each person will decide for themselves whether the change is for the better or not. Personally it seems to me a pity that cricketers (in Australia at least) now behave like silly boxers before a fight. It all started with Ian Chappell, allegedly.


The irony being that we're the whingers...

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 11:05 - Nov 21 with 8235 viewsartsbossbeard

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 11:02 - Nov 21 by bluewein

The irony being that we're the whingers...


TWTD - confirming stereotypes since it's inception.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 11:55 - Nov 21 with 8162 viewsJonnosdreadlocks

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 09:01 - Nov 21 by solemio

Who's won 4 out of the last 5 Ashes series?
Not Australia; they're desperate.


Australia have won 2 out of the last 2 Ashes series in OZ 5-0! England have never won an Ashes series home or away 5-0.

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F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 12:05 - Nov 21 with 8134 viewsTLA

F*ck off Nathan Lyons on 10:32 - Nov 21 by GavTWTD

Quite right too. No need to swear in post titles which get seen on the front page and as page titles which affects google, makes us less female friendly too.


I fully agree with you about it not being necessary to swear in thread titles Gav.

I'm a little unsure about the comment that it makes the site 'less female friendly' though. Do you think women are more put off by swearing than men?
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